Sunday, March 22, 2009

My Twenty-5 Thoughts....

Here are questions I come across, some on daily bases, some on things I NEVER get, and some random stuff I wonder answers for...hope y'al can help me find COMPROMISING (and the word is COMPROMISING) answers...or rather WONDER with me! :P


1. Why white people don’t beat their kids in public?

2. Why black people find the closest thing to tear that ass up?

3. Why it’s not okay to stay with a man or believe him after he says ‘I’m sorry’?

4. Why we can’t check two races on an application?

5. Why is it easier to lie?

6. Why no one knows what’s up with Beyoncé and Jay-Z?

7. Why all the good men are already taken?

8. Why are all the single women ignored? Everyone just wants to SNATCH!!! Proof!

9. Why divorced parents only care what THEY feel!! Not of the child they conceived may become heartbroken, lonely and perhaps even loose hope on love?...or rather grab it in the worst possible way? Become an EXTREMIST!

10. Why are people so against things/ideologies, life style or believes of others? Like homosexuals, voodoos...and such

11. Who the FUCK invited maths???!!

12. What would the world be like if we all spoke the same language?!

13. Why do people sign on an IM and immediately buzz or nudge you?? Whatever happened to good old fashion ‘hello’?

14. Why do we always want what we can’t have?

15. Why do our fathers always doubt the one we love?

16. Why do we always question our own questions, on and on?

17. Why is Islam misinterpreted as a religion 'by the sword' since 9/11? Whatever happened to RESEARCH???

18. Why the media holds an information, and bend it all they like?

19. Why some things never change? Are we spinning in circles??

20. Is love really REAL?? If it is, why doesn’t it ever last??

21. Why we all scared of the unKnown, but what we know, we miss use? e.g life and death!

22. Why can’t we STOP women and children trafficking/abuse? Spread of AIDS/HIV? But waste our times and efforts on unless issues like who’s religion is better than who's, who’s rights being violated and such crap?

23. Why is everything SO unFair??!!

24. Why do people SHOW OFF on their facebook status’ ? What they wearing? What and who they rolln’ with?

25. Why is it easier and sweeter to sin/do useless things that have of no benefit or value to us than to do good/ambitious things? Like facebooking instead of studying for midterms? Clubbing instead of going to church/masjid? Or paying call girls/prostitutes instead of giving to charity? Or planning a trip to Peru with your mistress instead of with your family or wife...y’al get my drift :P


So who has answers?? Be careful...your answers could STILL be questioned!

xx


ps.ok so I kinda took 1, 2, 4, 6, 7 and kinda 3, 8 from Oyin (coz we think alike *winks)

Friday, March 13, 2009

Could it be a surprise?



It's been four months I last saw HTB...and apparently after the assassination attempt on him (trust me, it wasn't easy...even on me!Plus of the fact that he lives alone and all....), he was advised to leave the country for while...so he calls and tells me. And I asked what visa's he had...said only of UK at the moment (they gave him eight years..is that even possible) anyhoos, I knew he was gonna say UK (he some how LOVES that place) I then bravely asked where else, and he said no where (ouch!) ...hmmmm...anyways...he then calls me days later telling me how he wants come to me, but cant coz dollar rates REALLY high in nija...bla bla bla...unless I pay half and he pays half...I don't even BLOODY work! (was a test I presume...)

At the same time, same week infact, he calls tell me he's going to UK on Saturday...that's this Saturday...hmmmm...I smell something...anyways we wait and see before I ruin it with my thoughts...


xx

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Had enough? Well think again!!

More Randomness of me!!!


1. I hardly ever have regrets!
2. There’s nothing I hate more than cooking...the smell, the energy consuming...poof!
3. When I meet someone new, I have habit asking what their facebook user name is as well :P
4. Just like any ordinary girl, I love flowers, perfumes and chocolateeeeeeeeeeeee!
5. I live by many rules and principles designed and constructed by me, but with depth meanings!
6. I don't let anything get in the way of my ‘me time’
7. I always merge my bed spreads with millions of chocolate merges (what else should I call them?)...y'al can guess what I do before going bed *wink
8. I like to be different, if possible unique...and hate when people compare...actually everyone’s their own unique-fulness!
9. I suck at reading, writing and some times speaking, in my own mother tongue!
10. I want a pink diamond on my engagement ring
11. My boyfriends always turn out be my closest friends...I tell them everything... from the littlest things to the biggest! They become my friend, lover, adviser and encourager! (and I only had three plus the current one, four)
12. I got loads sides/personalities to me...gangsta, mafia, softy, bitch (trust me, y'al don't want see my bitch side LOL!) and all those other in betweens!
13. Strongly dislike all those die hard fans, that use phrases like "For Life" after everything they say!!!
14. Want get into real estate-ing ish seems interesting
15. Have a dream of buying off and renovating Kano State zoo :D
16. I can’t swim
17. 95% of everything I own was given to me...
18. I forget easily but yet remember the oddest things
19. Am still working on my low self esteem
20. Still don't get what the fuss about sex is all about!!
21. I sleep with my eyes open...no seriously I do!
22. I love jollof rice!
23. I rather read a dictionary than cook! That’s how uninterested I am
24. Actually there’s more than 25 things to say... but
25. ....am bored