Twenty Five Randomness of Tears

1. I’ve never clubbed in my life nor had drop of alcohol

2. Am a pink-freak!!! Always find myself wearing or using something pink, EVERYDAY!

3. Am an extremist...especially when it comes to love!

4. I want people think am bad, though I always somehow appear innocent! Hmmm

5. Am lazy...in capitals...in all languages of the world, in all signs of sign languages of the world!

6. Well, even though am lazy, am somehow a clean freak...don't ask me...LOL!

7. Am easy going and down to earth...which most people take advantage of!

8. I hate when someone tells me what do...it freaks me out! Like SERIOUSLY!!!

9. I have this thing of ignoring people...what really happens is, I tend drift away from a situation/event/moment, next thing I find myself asking the person what they said or replying with a ‘hmmm’ even when I didn’t get a word they just said!! Some say is snobby, but I don't think so....

10. Am sometimes bossy!

11. Unlike most girls, I don’t mind saying out my real age...though most times I don’t act it :P

12. Even though am aggressive, I cry from like drop of a petal!

13. I droll in my sleep...can’t seem find cure as well L (any ideas...don't think there’s anything I haven’t tried!)

14. I love kids but can’t stand them when they spoiled, dirty and snobby!

15. Am only religious at heart, and hate showing it ...iono why

16. I HATE slow people that don’t get things fast!

17. I have a graduate (not high school) crush on Denzel Washington...as in y’al don't even know! But if I was a guy, Alicia would have been my biggest crush EVER! But I don't do homo thank you very much

18. I hate when people are sooooo obsess about things...like Obama, facebook (though I got hooked too), Nuur (some dumb Turkish series), Oprah and stuff like that!! Oh ya, and Beyouncé!! Poof!

19. I LOVE annoying people and getting on their last nerve! Just see what they can do...*evil laugh... hehehee

20. Am shy! Even though am very outgoing!

21. I don’t fall in love easily...but when I do...hmmmm, well like I said am an extremist!!!

22. I smell things to get confidence...like food (if it’d taste good), or dirty stuff (if they dirty enough) and stuff like that :P *plus I gas alot LOL!

23. Am parent-phobia!!!!!! Like BIG time!!! Am still shy and scared to talk to my friend, for 8 years, mom!

24. I use to iron all my underwear! No I didn’t stop coz I got lazy...I kinda couldn’t coz everything’s done for me and it eventually evaporated from my system....(ok that sounded lil snobby...but who cares LOL! :P ) but seriously looking for stuff like iron, detergent, vacuum and co are soooo hard find!

25. I love talking! And that pretty much sums it up!

Extras;

1. I love doing favours for people...just make them smile, like I do when am doing it!

2. I love taking crazy risks with my life...like once attempted running away...wan go bungee jumping... also take fashion risks, like wear trads with sneakers :P

3. Am obsessed, addicted and CRAZY about chocolates....hell my brothers say is what actually runs in my veins instead of blood! LOL

4. Don't think I can love anyone in this world as much as I love my dad :P (ya even my mom...odd?)

5. Am a nature freak...I love everything natural, as in I hate makeup, fake hair, fake nails, lashes ...fake people and stuff like that...drives me insane!!!!!

6. It’s been eighteen years and I still can’t pronounce ‘aluminium’ ...dead serious people!

7. I love arguing...even though am wrong, I keep going till I win...makes me feel superior kinda :P and sometimes just to annoy my opponent, I keep going just see when they’d give in *evil laugh

8. I keep things like an old woman...hmmm come think of it, so does my mom, she kept the dress I was born in :P I got atleast ten shoe boxes filled with pens!!

9. Am what they call ‘brutally honest’ and VERY blunt, it sometimes scare me...as in most times it gets me in crazy shit...but then somehow pays, and gets me out...guess honesty really is the best policy!!

10. I don't have secrets...as in, either I told one person this secret or the other, or if not, documented it in my dairy...I only got a hand full...and all fingers are given out...hmmmm sad if you ask me...working on it shaa :P

Ok we could go on for days...but imma tired now...off to sleep >>>>

What Life Teachs You

The man who has the gift of saying so much with so few words is only still learning...

I've learned.... That the best classroom in the world is at the feet of an elderly person. I've learned.... That when you're in love, it shows. I've learned.... That just one person saying to me, 'You've made my day!' makes my day. I've learned.... That having a child fall asleep in your arms is one of the most peaceful feelings in the world. I've learned.... That being kind is more important than being right. I've learned.... That you should never say no to a gift from a child. I've learned.... That I can always pray for someone when I don't have the strength to help him in some other way. I've learned.... That no matter how serious your life requires you to be, everyone needs a friend to act goofy with. I've learned.... That sometimes all a person needs is a hand to hold and a heart to understand. I've learned.... That simple walks with my father around the block on summer nights when I was a child did wonders for me as an adult. I've learned.... That life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes. I've learned.... That we should be glad God doesn't give us everything we ask for. I've learned.... That money doesn't buy class. I've learned.... That it's those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular. I've learned... That under everyone's hard shell is someone who wants to be appreciated and loved.

I've learned.... That to ignore the facts does not change the facts. I've learned.... That when you plan to get even with someone, you are only letting that person continue to hurt you. I've learned.... That love, not time, heals all wounds. I've learned.... That the easiest way for me to grow as a person is to surround myself with people smarter than I am. I've learned.... That everyone you meet deserves to be greeted with a smile. I've learned.... That no one is perfect until you fall in love with them. I've learned.... That life is tough, but I'm tougher. I've learned.... That opportunities are never lost; someone will take the ones you miss.

I've learned.... That when you harbor bitterness, happiness will dock elsewhere. I've learned.... That I should say more of 'I love you's' when I can, before is too late. I've learned.... That one should keep his words both soft and tender, because tomorrow he may have to eat them. I've learned.... That a smile is an inexpensive way to improve your looks. I've learned.... That when your newly born grandchild holds your little finger in his little fist, that you're hooked for life. I've learned.... That when a newly born child holds your little finger in his/her little fist, that you're hooked for life. I've learned.... That the less time I have to work with, the more things I get done.

Written by Andy Rooney (and kinda edited by me)

Which Rope is Holding you Back?

As I was passing some elephants, I suddenly stopped, confused by the fact that these huge creatures were being held by only a small rope tied to their front leg. No chains, no cages. It was obvious that the elephants could, at anytime, break away from the ropes they were tied to. But for some reason, they did not. I saw a trainer nearby and asked why these beautiful, magnificent animals just stood there and made no attempt to get away. "Well," he said, "when they are very young and much smaller we use the same size rope to tie them and, at that age, it's enough to hold them. As they grow up, they are conditioned to believe they cannot break away. They believe the rope can still hold them, so they never try to break free." I was amazed. These animals could at any time break free from their bonds but because they believed they couldn't, they were stuck right where they were. Like the elephants, how many of us go through life hanging onto a belief that we cannot do something, simply because we failed at it once before? So make an attempt to grow further....nothing can stop you...except you... Break that rope that is stopping you from moving forward!

“Whatever you can do, or dream you can do, begin it. Boldness has genius, power and magic in it.” Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

“The restrictive nature of our mind will always be the architect of our misfortune.”

“You never know what you can do till you try.”

“Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off the goal. Your only treasure is that which you carry in your heart.”

Changing Lanes II

....Was walking round the mall with my girls...doing as we do best...SHOPPING, when my phone rung...no name,but I knew the number. Took me half a second know who's number it was, after only dialing it close to ten zillion times a day, for three years! It was Tallie...I picked;

Me: Hello
Tallie: Heyyyy mama (always called me that when he's trying be cute)
Me: Hey Tallie what's up?

Sounded like he was in a car or something...

Tallie: How you dey na? longest time
Me: Am aiit coping with life,as we always do...and you?
Tallie: If you can show me... (or so it sounded like he said that)
Me: Wha? I can't hear you...

Silence...shoooo noises...

Tallie: You've been...And how did you even...Abeg call me!
Me: (ok I got that part) Aiit sure...but not home now...later
Tallie: Ok take care now...
Me: Hmmmm na wa o..to what I deserve all this?...but I would!
Tallie: (he laughs) Coz you always do..bye
Me: Hmmmm...bye

This is the same person that suddenly woke and called me,just tell me never call him again..with no reason o...same person that called me a gossip....same person I haven't heard from in four months...anyways,the whole surprise call got me thinking...couldn't stop making excuses in my mind as to why he suddenly cares, couldn't resist the suspension...so I picked up the phone...it rung twice, then a click

Tallie: Hello?
Me: Hey is me...
Tallie: Heyyy gurl what's up?
Me: I should ask you...why you suddenly remember me?
Tallie: No is not like that...saw your message on facebook...
Me: And what about it?
Tallie: What you mean by I asked you stop contacting me but still ask after you?
Me: What else does it mean, than what it means? You called me names...but yet ask your cousin of me everyday...isn't that so?
Tallie: Well ya...but...
Me: Ya?
Tallie: Abeg forget that one... (then he tries change the topic) that your profile picture... (hmmmm so this was the real reason why he called)
Me: Ya what about it?
Tallie: You look pretty....abeg remove it (with a loud laugh)
Me: (See me,see trouble o) Why? isn't that the purpose? put up pix you like most?
Tallie: Enh...but (more laughs)
Me: Abeg leave my picture...so why looking for me?
Tallie: Just thought say hi (is so obvious what a guy REALLY means when he says that)
Me: Enh...what happened to your girlfriends?
Tallie: I told you I have none...
Me: But that's not what your status says on facebook (me I take that thing serious o!)
Tallie: That one na just facebook thing (most guys NOT single rather appear single, not the other way round!)
Me: Hmmmm...so why after all the insult, you call??
Tallie: That one was just a huge misunderstanding...
Me: What you mean?
Tallie: It was just one day like that, I just come in Abj and some guys drag me to one side and asked me why I did that to Tears...as in I was just wondering...
Me: And didn't you ask them what they meant?
Tallie: I did but they won't tell me...
Me: And the next best thought that came to you, was to call me up to call me a gossip??
Tallie: No...I was just angry...abeg forget that (this is his way of saying sorry, let's move on...damn he never changed!)
Me: And who are these guys if I may ask?
Tallie: You wouldn't know them...coz I don't know them self.. (knowing him as I did so well,I knew he was lying...about the WHOLE thing)

From what I concluded....there were no guys, it was just his way of creating events to get rid of what he can't get rid of calmly, aggressively...either to please another girl, or please himself...feeling there's no other better way get me off his mind...LOL!

Me: But why did you blame everything on me?
Tallie: I said am sorry (which he didn't)
Me: Hmmmm...
Tallie: So what's up now? How's your prince? he still dey?
Me: Yap! Strong as ever!
Tallie: Enh...Well that's good...
Me: I know...
(After an awkward silence...)
Tallie: Am happy for you...
Me: Thanx

People am tried...so lemme just conclude what happened...

We then later ended up chatting on IM...catching up and breaking news...to the point that I told him what kinda mess I was in, and would really need his help if he could afford (after all we did promise be there for each other, no matter what!)...said he would try, but not promising (which is always how he talks...) I shaa thanked him and told him I was counting on him...he was gon send me the money I needed, but won't take it back...instead would find another way/means pay him (no no, don't start thinking nasty...he merely meant rub my back I rub yours, kinda way...whenever he needed me, he would count on me to be there too...). Adding that he would be coming to town by June for some 'personal' affairs as he calls it...hmmmmm wonder what it would be like seeing him, after two years :I

Changing Lanes

Aiit so here's the thing...kinda been ina mess for while...dads not talking me, just coz I stayed out late...till 4am...actually that's long enough for the kinda dad I got! Then I was going out from 9am till 8pm, practically twenty to twenty plus hours outside EVERYDAY for two weeks...y'al can picture from this what happened when he was told ba?

Well being me as me is..we kinda got ina fight instead of making things better, it got to the point that I slammed my door to his face...hmmm honestly thought he was gon follow me and whop me (even though he NEVER lay hands on us violently)...come think of it,would have been easier, coz the silent treatments eaten my BONES...

Need load my phone, not possible...need get new stuffs (winters here), not possible...need get my hair did, not possible...need to...need to...hmmmmm...am soooo freaking BROKE I feel like I should wear rugged cap, empty beans can, singing (this may get me arrested instead shaa, those who heard me on BlogVille idols08, would get what I mean!lol) or maybe instead beg (just to be safe)....well I kinda did, but only to those qualified to be begged on :P

Went to HIM (go here see who HIM is) actually asked him online since we kinda in different countries now...and he agreed to help...then I kinda lost my patience and told him forget it, even though I still needed it ...shouldn't he know this? anyways I then later swallowed my pride and asked of it again(dumbest thing I ever did!!poof!)...apparently he was already doing the sending preparations but canceled coz I told him to...but this time, I didn't get a straight answer and let it be... (though there's a story to behind my canceling..for another day)

Anyways some how God sent me a tall,well dressed, winged ANGEL!...disguised as Tallie (read about him here too)...would continue on what happened next...damn sleepyyyyy :P

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The Best Policy

Tagged by Oyin (was honest enough say how bad she wants know my biz...kinda cute though if you ask me :D )

Aiit here goes;

1. People always mis-judge, mis-interpret and mis-perdict me all the BLOODY time..is it that no one GETS me??I could though, be VERY unpredictable..but seriously!!

2. Some times wished fake my death..just run away, you know?Actually planned it out couple of times...

3. Been watching ‘The L Word’ alot lately..and I mean ALOT..and some how really just wan try how it feels do a girl :P

4. I only blog what I want people know about me (construct an impression, kinda)..though my real daily dilemma’s are Monkey Arse too CRAZY for words!!

5. I find myself really flexible, and tried see if I could ever give myself head if i needed to...almost there :P

6. Always wished I was born Latino

7. Only started loving my mom two years ago

8. I kinda REALLY hate porn!

9. I always run away from commitments and challenges...as in even if am suppose to do a hard course coz it's good for me, I rather drop it..

10. Am in love with a married man...